Warren Peace is slowly recovering from his encounter with Freddy Krueger, physically anyway. Emotionally he's still off-balance, still occasionally glancing over his shoulder if he's the only one in the room and unable stay asleep for any real length of time. Being attacked in a dream by someone who looks like your estranged, imprisoned father ( Read more... )

*smiles and shrugs*
*has been here the whole time, in a way*

Vessel: This is God. Specifically, S/He's from Dogma.

Squirtle! Squirtle squirtle squirt. Tle. 'uirtle!

. . . *grumbling* Squirtle squir.

Translation: (because typist is totally copying Pika's typist here, sorry) Hey, hey, wass up mah homies? I be in da community, yo. Fo sho.

Yah, yah, mah name's not as chopable as Pikachu's is. Say one word about it and I'll water gun ya.

PIKAAAA! *sparkly eyes*

Chuu! Pika ka chuu. Chaaa pi! Kachuuuu, pikapika! ChuuUUuu pika pi cha. *happy face*

*glances around* Chiiyuuu? Pikapi? PiiiIIIiiikaaaAAAAaa! *wibbles a little*

(Translation: hi how r u lolz?! . . . . w[here]tf is Ash zomfg?!)

Hey.

Name's Loki, I'm the Ang- eh, Ex-Angel of Death. Those fucktards in Heaven kicked me and my buddy, Bartleby, out. *snort* You'd think that a Being that has been around for so long would have better control of His tempter and wouldn't anger so easily. All I did was quit. For the most part.Anyway, whenever ya want to talk theology or whatever, ( Read more... )

HELLO. RONNIE CORDOVA HERE. YOU WANNA FOOD UP WITH US OR WHAT?

*peers into the computer screen and yells*

HELLO ... OUT ... THERE. CAN ... YOU ... HEAR ... ME?

... How does this thing work, anyway? There's a funny lookin' girl here helpin' me type and all (since I don't have any fingers - I know, I know, it's a tragedy. Just like Hamlet. Now I just need a skull and ... ok, ok, alright. I'll keep goin ( Read more... )

Good day. I am Commodore James Norrington.
I can see that I am preceded by some... acquaintences of mine. Hello, Miss Swann... and Turner. *coldly ignores Sparrow*

My secretary mentions that it would be best to inform you that I am from a... a what? Oh. A "movie", called "Pirates of the Caribbean". Odd, I always thought I was from Cornwall.

*wanders in* Hello! I'm Pinky the lab mouse. *spies something shiny and goes after it* ....Does anyone have shiny pants, here? Those are my favorite. Zort! Narf! Anyone seen Brain around?

And so it begins, another attempt at doing something worthwhile ( Read more... )